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autonomoustweekazoid:

evilwizard:

i pray for the serenity to accept the things i can’t change, the courage to change the things i can, and the wisdom to unlock the time crystal. actually scratch those first two things i just want the time crystal

evilwizard:

people are always complaining about how “the entrance to your hunting grounds looks just like a large wooden wardrobe” and “the animals keep screaming in human language.” just shut up and enjoy the experience

darubyprincx:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

looks at you

looks at you

ALT

@bettsplendens i’d just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i’d like it to be memorialized

musicalhell:

cyanwrites:

niuniente:

justabrowncoatedwench:

dovewithscales:

silvysartfulness:

v1als:

miss-serket:

solarine:

tkdancer:

tharook:

notquiteapolyglot:

þink again.

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

þorny*

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B. 

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S. 

That guy named himself SsillySsadass. 

Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E

that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time

oh boy

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES

This is pronounced Stargoat.

Reblogging for Stargoat.

STARGOAT

I saw in Japan a bag of marshmallows named SCANDINAVIAN MÅRSHMÅLLOW and I still have not recovered from that. It reads as SCANDINAVIAN MORSHMOLLOW 

I always read STARGÅTE as ‘stargåde’ with a Swedish pronunciation.

Star Riddle.

This one about broke my brain:

There is so much going on here that we need to properly break it down:

Η (eta): Long “e” sound like in “free”
Ψ (psi): “ps” sound like in “psychology” or the noise you make to call your cat
Ρ (rho): equivalent of English “R”
Λ (lambda): equivalent of English “L”
Τ (tau): equivalent of English “T,” one of two letters properly employed here
Φ (phi): equivalent of English “F”
Σ (sigma): as noted above, equivalent of English “S”
Μ (mu): equivalent of English “M,” other properly employed letter
That “presecription” Rx combo: Does not occur in Greek or any other alphabet, what the Hell is it doing here
Θ (theta): soft “th” like in “thing”
Γ (gamma): Kind of an asperated “gh” sound like you start to make a hard “g” but stop halfway through
Δ (delta): hard “th” like in “there.”
Χ (chi): asperated “kh” like in “challah”
Π (pi): Equivalent of English “p”

The other letters do not occur in the Greek alphabet, although you will see English letters used for things like names and titles.

So when we put it all togheter, this miracle of title design reads something like:

EEPSRLTFL SMRRKHSSSS THGH THLSKHLPDRKHFL

geocaprican:

dynamitekansai:

robin-hood-for-freedom:

onlykex:

This is the kind of toxic masculinity i want to see

This is awesome though?

johnbrownfunclubofficial:

mr-ticky:

hootenanie:

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

I’ve seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I’ve seen yet. An old seductress saying “hey kid, don’t you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn’t give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?” This goes hard as fuck.

velinxi:

Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it

fdevitart-portfolio:

Illustration for the 35th anniversary of the videogame franchise “The Legend of Zelda”

funnytwittertweets:

gaphic:

official-lucifers-child:

still thinking about the brainrot that fast fashion has caused in people, like i made this pair of pants that are black and white with a cool flowery design, and an acquaintance saw them and said “wow i’d pay like 20 dollars for you to make me a pair” and i could barely think with how utterly horrified i was at that; i told them that 20 dollars wouldn’t even cover the materials, let alone the hours of work that went into cutting, sewing, ironing, hemming, altering, etc. they just had this look on their face when i told them that, when i said i wouldn’t make them a pair for even 100 dollars because that was still way too low of an amount, a look that said “you’re crazy for thinking that those cost 100 dollars” and maybe i am crazy but holy shit, 20 dollars for a pair of handmade, durable, lined pants fitted specifically to your measurements? 20 dollars for upwards of 60 hours of work? 20 dollars for several yards of high-quality fabric, thread, and buttons? 20 dollars???

i’ve seen instagram comment sections full of this sentiment toward frilly, embellished, made-to-order fairy dresses and custom jewelry- clearly, conspicuously luxury goods. but what amazes me most is that a LOT of those people justify their dismay by saying ‘it probably looks like trash in real life’

they’re not just being conditioned to expect slave labor prices, they’re being conditioned to expect trash. it doesn’t even occur to them that they might just be getting what they pay for!

cheeeryos:

timemachineyeah:

ralfmaximus:

clementimetodie:

vajracchedika:

🥹

reblog to kill it faster

The report says that by year four of the Alexa experiment, “Alexa was getting a billion interactions a week, but most of those conversations were trivial commands to play music or ask about the weather.” Those questions aren’t monetizable.

So they didn’t want people using the very things they advertised as being useful; the reasons you’d tolerate an always-on virtual assistant in your life.

this is the kind of stuff the cyber dystopias never think to include. “spying on everyone couldn’t make enough money :(” like what

they aren’t losing money on the product itself they’re losing money they wanted to make after selling it lmao boo fuckin hoo

wholeheartedsuggestions:

thebrokendentist:

wholeheartedsuggestions:

starlight-edith:

wholeheartedsuggestions:

healthy love exists and it’s worth being patient for

I am not convinced

you don’t have to be. the love will make its way to you in due time.

Well it doesn’t. Love is always supposed to hurt you

i disagree… love is supposed to heal you

yeehawpim:

a comic about fix-it fanfics